pudeerio
A penis that is small enough to fit thru a cheerio without breaking it.
Girl1 - Did you enjoy your NSA date last night?
Girl2 - NO! Buddy lied about his schlong size. That pudeerio didn't touch bottom and didn't even come close to scraping the sides!
Girl2 - NO! Buddy lied about his schlong size. That pudeerio didn't touch bottom and didn't even come close to scraping the sides!