pudmiser
A person with an insatiable craving for male genitalia. It is usually followed by an intense thirst for pud pudding that is rarely quenched. The term can refer to either a female (bimbo) or male (homo). In the high school yearbook, this person was probably awarded the title "most likely to suck seed". Put bluntly, it's someone who's a bit greedy with the cock.
That is going to be the last beer I have at this bar. The bartender with the goatee and the pineapple earrings has been eyeing me all night. Nothing against faggots and all but I don't want my Budweiser served by a pudmiser.