Pukk

Oh damn, PUKK, What to say about him/her. First of all, Pukk is either an impotent man or a woman with a dick. It has monkey ears, it also doesn't wipe it's ass with paper, it uses a towel. The towel is then used to suffocate itself. The smell and taste of PUKK's shitty ass hair and ass sweat is often very good and contains alot of vitamin D. PUKK's teeth are ugly and yellow, they are specially designed to feed on it's own shaved pubes. Word PUKK saw first light in the 1700's when the first transgender person sucked his own fake balls. They were sweaty and salty. Mmmmm. Mainly a PUKK eats bull penis or, as said before, its own pubes. When anticipating coitus, it picks it's own nose and uses boogers as lube. A staggering 1200 PUKK's are hunted down by poachers every year. This is due to the reason that their bodies contain no sperm, which causes their bodies to produce more testosterone. Ah it's just a joke, they are hunted by Nazi Germans because they are fugly. PUKK is also used as a swear word, said to point out that someone has autistic tendencies and, of course, a tiny, ugly, smelly penis.