PULCHRITUDINOUSLY-CHALLENGED
Butt-Ugly; Not A Sight For Sore Eyes, Fugly (when someone is so ugly that when they look out the window, they get arrested for mooning).
My ho is so pulchritudinously-challenged that the local bakery pays her to use her face, as they push it into the dough to make a batch of gorilla cookies. As a matter of fact, when she goes to the bathroom, she scares the shit out of the toilet, and when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras because her face could scare the maggots off of a gut pile!