Bantersauross
Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.
"That was funny! I've got great banter"
"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"
"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"