pull a kyle
To put your fist through some drywall.
Work has me so fuckin’ pissed off today, man. I might pull a Kyle when I get home. Wall won’t know what fuckin’ hit it.
Pulling a Kyle
When you promise your family members an expensive gift for the holidays but you never purchase the item and they never get what you promised to them.
Person1: hey I got you a new 4K HD television for Christmas
Person2: oh wow thank you every much
Person1: it will be here in 1 week, ok I have to go
Person2: what the fuck it’s been a few months and it’s still not here he is pulling a Kyle
Person2: oh wow thank you every much
Person1: it will be here in 1 week, ok I have to go
Person2: what the fuck it’s been a few months and it’s still not here he is pulling a Kyle
Pulling A Kyle
to pull a kyle, is to invite your friends to an event or gathering, and not show up yourself.
"hey sam, want to come play lost planet 2 on xbox live?"
"wow. that sounds funtacular. i will definitely play lost planet 2"
"ok. i will be on in 5 minutes"
*45 minutes later*
"kyle isn't here. figures. there he goes again, pulling a kyle."
"wow. that sounds funtacular. i will definitely play lost planet 2"
"ok. i will be on in 5 minutes"
*45 minutes later*
"kyle isn't here. figures. there he goes again, pulling a kyle."
Pulling A Kyle
To do something queer or queerish. you can put any name you want but it has to refer to the person who they pull.
Person 1. Aye can you COME here
Person 2. eww i don't want to CUM there
Person 1. wow you are pulling a kyle
Person 2. eww i don't want to CUM there
Person 1. wow you are pulling a kyle
Pulling a kyle
Running around jigtown without any shoe's (sumtimes not even socks)
1-Hey Glenn y aren't u wearing any shoe's? there's alot of glass around, 2-cause im pulling a kyle.
pulled a kyle
pulled a kyle: you date a guy in college and commit to a long-term relationship. the guy lives with you to avoid a dorm and pretends to love you. he pulled kyle
so you were in a relationship with a college sweetheart and he just left after graduating? wow he pulled a kyle
Pulling a kyle
Taking home the largest and least attractive hogzilla from a 4 am bar, because why not
Steve was at holligans last night and we caught him "pulling a kyle", I be the smells like shame this morning