Pull a Lance
To attend more than one punk show in a night
There's so many cool bands playing tonight, I just can't choose. Might have to pull a Lance
pulling a lance
Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.
Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!
Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.
(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.
(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
Pulling a Lance
The act of doing something so umbelivably dickish that people can't believe someone would do it.
Guy 1: *has sex with his bestfriends girlfriend*
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME
pulling a Lance
guilting someone to buy you something
Stop pulling a Lance, I'm not buying you Oblivion!
Pulling a Lance Stephenson
To blow into someone's ear
Brooklyn Nets veteran Kevin Garnett's "trash-talking" was taken to another level by blowing In David West's ear, pulling a Lance Stephenson.