Pull a Lauren
The act of sucking a fart out of someone’s ass
Damn, my girl came over just to pull a Lauren on me.
It was the best one she’s ever done
It was the best one she’s ever done
Pulling A Lauren
Doing something really really stupid. Like. Extremely stupid. Very little people do these kind of idiot things, and when people do them you just think, Wow. You have to be pretty stupid to do those kind of stunts.
Example 1
Person 1"Did you hear about Lauren?"
Person 2"No. Whats going on with Lauren?"
Person 1"When she was in the police station taking a drug test, she picked up a boy and they're going out right now."
Person 2" God dammit Lauren...."
Example 2
Person 1"Wheres Chloe?"
Person 2"In court."
Person 1"WHY?!"
Person 2"She was cought smoking crackin the CVS bathroom."
Person 1"Wow. Not really shocked. Thats the third time this month."
Person 2"Yea. She was pulling a Lauren."
Example 3
Person 1"Whats Lauren doing?"
Person 2"Humping a pig?"
Person 1"AGAIN!? Dammit. She's going to come into contact with some sorts of AIDS."
Person 2"Doesn't she already have AIDS?"
Person 1 "Oh yea thats right I forgot."
Person 1"Did you hear about Lauren?"
Person 2"No. Whats going on with Lauren?"
Person 1"When she was in the police station taking a drug test, she picked up a boy and they're going out right now."
Person 2" God dammit Lauren...."
Example 2
Person 1"Wheres Chloe?"
Person 2"In court."
Person 1"WHY?!"
Person 2"She was cought smoking crackin the CVS bathroom."
Person 1"Wow. Not really shocked. Thats the third time this month."
Person 2"Yea. She was pulling a Lauren."
Example 3
Person 1"Whats Lauren doing?"
Person 2"Humping a pig?"
Person 1"AGAIN!? Dammit. She's going to come into contact with some sorts of AIDS."
Person 2"Doesn't she already have AIDS?"
Person 1 "Oh yea thats right I forgot."
pulling a lauren
The act of giving a guy a hand job.
"Hey do want to give me a handy?" "Are you talking about pulling a Lauren?" "Yup!"
Pulling a Lauren
Offering to fulfill a favor, however never accomplishing sed favor.
I never said I would clean the dishes!?
Yes you did, you keep pulling a Lauren this week!!
Yes you did, you keep pulling a Lauren this week!!
Pulling a Lauren
Having a boyfriend who is a jerk and posts stuff you dont want him to online <3
"he a jerk for putting that online"
"i know, shes pulling a lauren"
"i know, shes pulling a lauren"
Pulling a Lauren
When your friend says they will be right back but just sit on mute for 2 hours and just logging off without a word.
"Oh man I waited for awhile and they just never came back, talk about 'Pulling a Lauren'."
Pulled a Lauren
The act of breaking up with a friend
That lunatic bitch straight up pulled a Lauren and now we're no longer friends!