pull a mason
to create an easier task at work in order to avoid doing a more difficult task only to be unable to complete the easier task without delegating it to someone more competent. the word originates as a tribute to Mike Mason, an "engineer" who spends more time reading the Final Fantasy forums and playing Quake than he does writing code, but is prone to taking serious offense when his work ethic is questioned.
fuck cheap pitcher night last night, dude. I'm so hung over that I think I'm going to just pull a mason today...
Pulling a Mason
Doing something really gay in a sad attempt to look cool.
When you dry humped that basketball you were pulling a Mason.
pulling a mason
When one uses their morning wood (erected penis) to awaken their partner in the morning by sticking their erected penis in their unsuspecting partners vagina. The partner promptly awakens and then goes along and continues engage in sexual intercourse.
Everytime there is a party at Juuso's house Mason wakes his girlfriend Crystal by "Pulling a Mason" and she loves it claiming, "It's the best way to wake up!"
pulling a mason
dating/screwing/conversing with a guy/girl that is undeniably more attractive than yourself. or, witnessing someone date/sleep with/converse with a guy/girl that is obviously far less attractive then the other.
how did corey get adriana lima? that guys is totally pulling a mason.
To Pull A Mason
Exceed 30 waifu's in one session
"I have pulled a Mason! I have 7 waifu's!" "No, to pull a Mason you need to have 30 or more"
Pulling a Mason
Pulling a Mason is when you lie lots.
Stop Pulling a Mason, we know you’re lying!
Don't pull a Mason
You say you are going to show up soon and then take a few decades.
Joey: "I'll be there in 40 minutes"
Ben: "Don't pull a Mason"
*2 hours later*
Joey:"I'm here"
Ben: "Don't pull a Mason"
*2 hours later*
Joey:"I'm here"