Pull an Eddie

The action of choking your chicken while watching porn at someone else's desk, when you think you're alone (only to be caught by your supervisor and NOT get fired).

Ditching one's friends to, instead, fiercely masturbate in the dark in one's room.

When the father of your child doesn't acknowledge the baby,when knowing they are the father,and doesn't want to pay child support. (i.e Eddie Murphy with Mel B's baby)

To tell your friend (someone who is obviously a tool) that you and everyone else are going one place and you really go to a different place. Therefore the tool friend will go off to some random place by himself and feel like a dumbass.

When some idiot leaves their weed or piece sitting in plain view in the kitchen, and then goes to sleep, leaving the aforementioned items for someone to find the next morning.

After a night of heavy drinking and questionable behaviour, one awakes in the morning to a deadly hangover. That person then proceeds to sloppily act like a stand up comedian for the amusement of their hungover friends.

The act of relocating to a different area of a residential area to avoid interaction with other members of the residence.