pull a neon nights

When college students (usually freshmen), unbeknownst to them, have strep throat and/or are deeply sick and say they are still going to go to a fraternity party under the condition that they aren't going to drink, or, if they do, they'll "just have one shot," but end up getting completely muffed up and having sex with a frat boy and getting an omelet made for them in the morning by said frat boy.