pull a Phelps
1) To win by a very small margin in an extremely close game/match
2) Pull off a flawless game or season
2) Pull off a flawless game or season
1. "Did you see the Lakers score the winning basket on the buzzer last night?"
"Yeah they really pulled a Phelps"
2. "I think the Patriots might pull a Phelps this season."
"Not a chance, their run is over."
"Yeah they really pulled a Phelps"
2. "I think the Patriots might pull a Phelps this season."
"Not a chance, their run is over."
pulling a phelps
Referring to when Michael Phelps was caught on camera smoking a bong; when someone acts/does something crazy or stupid
Joe: I can't believe Fred went out with that chick!
George: I know! He must've been pulling a phelps that night.
George: I know! He must've been pulling a phelps that night.
Pulling a Phelps
1. To be in an incriminating photograph. 2. To be photographed doing something that may jeopardize one's career, or one's professional or personal relationships.
Ex 1: "Awesome party last night man, but I need to get those pics. I really pulled a Phelps with that two-way they were passing around"
Ex 2: "Dude, Have you seen the Facebook pics from that party? Wesley totally pulled a Phelps with Jeremy's ROOR"
Ex 3: Michael Phelps is an expert at "Pulling a Phelps", as noted in many news articles in late 2008, early 2009, where he was photographed at a party with a bong in-hand.
Ex 2: "Dude, Have you seen the Facebook pics from that party? Wesley totally pulled a Phelps with Jeremy's ROOR"
Ex 3: Michael Phelps is an expert at "Pulling a Phelps", as noted in many news articles in late 2008, early 2009, where he was photographed at a party with a bong in-hand.
Pulling a Michael Phelps
The most difficult sexual move to perform. Here is how it is done.
At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.
You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.
The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.
A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.
If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.
You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.
The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.
A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.
If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
Yesterday, when everybody finished swimming, I called my hot horny girlfriend and totally succeeded Pulling a Michael Phelps on her. Damn it was so hard!
Pulling a Phelps
Abruptly walking away from a group like a pure asshole without saying anything.
I'm pulling a Phelps because this chick is so fat.
Pulling a Phelps
To decimate all competition so much that the world wont be able to catch up to your absolute domination for at least 30 years.
"Dude I was totally Pulling a Phelps last night in bed, now Im the only person the ladies want to screw