Pulled a chris
To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.
Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.
Pulling a Chris
Walking into a random car without any context whatsoever
He was pulling a chris
Pulling a Chris
Shitting yourself at work.
Are you pulling a Chris right now, because it smells like shit in here.
or
Why did you just call your mom and ask for extra underwear, are you pulling a Chrs?
or
Why did you just call your mom and ask for extra underwear, are you pulling a Chrs?
Pulled a Chris
To be a cry baby over the smallest thing or to bitch when things don’t go your way
Richie pulled a Chris at the bowling alley last night. He left because he wasn’t winning.
Martha pulled a Chris last week when I showed up to our date late by 3 minutes.
Martha pulled a Chris last week when I showed up to our date late by 3 minutes.
Pulling a Chris
Walking into a car without any context what so ever
He was pulling a Chris
Pulling a Chris
The act of promising to do something only to take a shit, masturbate then fall asleep and not do what was promised.
Man, I was gonna get on discord but I was pulling a Chris and didn't.
Pull A Chris
When shit isn't going your way, so you throw a giant hissy fit and storm off like a lil bish
Man, remember the time Hillary decided to pull a Chris after Trump whooped her ass in the election?