pulled a kelly

resending the same text muliple times because the recipient didn't respond.

To suddenly, and with seemingly no cause, spill one's shit all over the place. Those who "Pull Kelly's" are often repeat offenders, and cannot be trusted to carry or otherwise posses plates of food, bowls of soup, glasses, mugs, any other similar containers, or basically anything that would be really inconvenient to clean.

generally said to someone when they do something really stupid like turn a corner doing 40 swerve to miss a car and in turn hit a tree which ends up hitting a house. (to be noted she did not get hurt which is why its funny)

The act of sticking ones finger up there dogs anal cavity as to give a prostate exam.

1.giving head to a kid before even hooking up with him after cracking jokes about getting on her knees.

2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.

Becoming delusional, psychotic and making up absurd stories about people you know. Pulling a Kelly may result in arrest or commitment to a psychiatric facility as well as losing most of your friends.

Household kwaito star Kelly Khumalo claimed to be a virgin back in 2006. Her racy image and in your face sexuality made a mockery of the claim. So "pulling a Kelly Khumalo" means pretending to be a virgin when you're not.