pulling a benner
to take a unusually long shit, most likely brought on by an upcoming unpleasant task including but not restricted to hard work.
guy: hey where's patrick?
other guy: i dont know. i bet hes pulling a benner.
guy: hes supposed to be painting the spare room.
other guy: i dont know. i bet hes pulling a benner.
guy: hes supposed to be painting the spare room.