baobab
A male with a very large penis.
Jack: So Jennie, how was I?
Jennie: You're a fucking baobab!
Jennie: You're a fucking baobab!
baobabs
A very large tree.
Wow dad! Look at those huge baobabs!
Baobab Blast
When a man goes without sex/masturbation for 3-10 years then has an explosion that would flood downtown Detroit.
Chris gave that cuban kid a Baobab Blast last night, and now he has to pay the city for the flood damage.