Pulling-A-Hook
(Adjective) to be dishonest or a general jerk; originally derived from the character Captain Hook; to be two-faced
"He acted like he liked her, and then went out with that other girl! He is totally pulling-a-hook!"
to pull a "captain bra hook"
To hit one's self in the eye with one's bra
Dude, my girlfriend is such an idiot... she had to pull a "captain bra hook", and now she has to wear an eye-patch....