pulling a joker's card
The act of masturbating in the back yard of the girl you are currently stalking and cumming inside of her fire hose. She doesn't have to see you and you don't have to be staring at her, or a picture of her, to be pulling a joker's card.
That bitch won't talk to me, she won't even look at me! I hope she finds me pulling a joker's card on her ass!