pulling a matthew

A living, walking meme.

that guy is pulling a Matthew today.

pulling a matthew

when he beats his pp meat with aggression

damn he pulling a matthew with his mom

Pull a Matthew

To “pull a Matthew” refers to getting high from cannabis. It may be used to specifically refer to getting high in the morning or before a social event or even on a hike in nature. baked stoned high wake n bake

I woke up this morning ready to work but I had to go and pull a Matthew.

pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.

Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey

Pulling a Matthew

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

Pulling a Matthew

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.

Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew

俚语	pulling a matthew
释义	pulling a matthew A living, walking meme. that guy is pulling a Matthew today. pulling a matthew when he beats his pp meat with aggression damn he pulling a matthew with his mom Pull a Matthew To “pull a Matthew” refers to getting high from cannabis. It may be used to specifically refer to getting high in the morning or before a social event or even on a hike in nature. baked stoned high wake n bake I woke up this morning ready to work but I had to go and pull a Matthew. pulling a Matthew McConaughey A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary. Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey Pulling a Matthew Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality. Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please." Eli:"I am readied up." Matthew:"Sorry guys." Pulling a Matthew When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway "Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots" "Totally bruh" Pulling a Matthew The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be. Bro what suit should I get? I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew
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