pulling a parker
the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter
"he's so in"
"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"
"figures"
"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"
"figures"
Pulling a parker
to hold the pipe until every one is quiet
Give me the damn pipe. your pulling a parker
Pulling a Parker
when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also
guy 1:“dude he nuttedonnaface!” guy 2:“no way! did he really pull a parker?”
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Pulling a Parker
To pull a Parker is to be outrageously kind to undeserving people daily.
Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!