Pulling a SCOMO
The act of pissing off right when things are at their busiest when your needed the most.
"Where's Damo?, we're busier than a one-armed-pimp in a bitch-slapping contest and the dog cunt has gone missing."
He must be pulling a SCOMO
He must be pulling a SCOMO
Pulling a ScoMo
Used to describe an awkward forced handshake with someone that obviously doesn't like you. Usually executed by using the left hand before walking off in a cringe inducing manner.
This dog cunt came up pulling a ScoMo on me the other day. Prick stole me pension money and reckons we are still mates.