To pull a Shire

A phrase commonly used in marching bands to describe a person with the following traits. Popularized by the infamous Johnathan Shire.

1. To suddenly appear, as if by teleportation
2. The art of building carts of various sizes and functions
3. To fix a saxophone with a blowtorch
4. The ability to "Sparkle" or own various striped shirts.
5. To chase a butterfly

1. "I was just walking the other day, and he pulled a Shire and popped up beside me."

2. "He pulled a Shire with that new monstrosity for the generator"

3. "David's sax broke, but luckily somebody pulled a Shire."

4. "The flutes weren't marching very well, so a few of the instructors pulled Shires."

5. "He's a bit ADHD, he's been known to pull a Shire one time."

To pull a Shire

To suddenly pop up and then dissapear without warning. Generally used in marching bands. Made popular by Jonathan Shire

*Someone who was standing behind you walks away without your knowing*
You: He just learned to pull a shire.

Pulling a Shires

"Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser.

Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"

俚语	pulling a shires
释义	To pull a Shire A phrase commonly used in marching bands to describe a person with the following traits. Popularized by the infamous Johnathan Shire. 1. To suddenly appear, as if by teleportation 2. The art of building carts of various sizes and functions 3. To fix a saxophone with a blowtorch 4. The ability to "Sparkle" or own various striped shirts. 5. To chase a butterfly 1. "I was just walking the other day, and he pulled a Shire and popped up beside me." 2. "He pulled a Shire with that new monstrosity for the generator" 3. "David's sax broke, but luckily somebody pulled a Shire." 4. "The flutes weren't marching very well, so a few of the instructors pulled Shires." 5. "He's a bit ADHD, he's been known to pull a Shire one time." To pull a Shire To suddenly pop up and then dissapear without warning. Generally used in marching bands. Made popular by Jonathan Shire Someone who was standing behind you walks away without your knowing You: He just learned to pull a shire. Pulling a Shires "Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser. Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?" Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!" Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires." Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"
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