Pulling a Whitcomb
Pulling a Whitcomb: Meeting a female or male that would be considered a step or many above you on a scale of physical beauty and then locking them down with either a Child or other means to secure a permanent relationship.
"I could have been Pulling a Whitcomb last night if only I wasn't cock blocked by her bitch friends" or "I was completely confident I could have pulled a Whitcomb last night but her birth control is like the great wall of china"