pulloffable
Used to describe whether a result it achievable or not.
My team is 6-0 down and there's only 30 seconds of the game left. They're never going to win now, it's simply not pulloffable!
Pulloff
Insult, with basically the same meaning as Wanker. Although also usable for someone displaying stupidity (them having the same intelect as a pile of wank)
you are a Pulloff.
you Pulloff.
you Pulloff.
Pulloff
To not meet your destination. -Bill Roy
"We were in direct pursuit of these two crooks and pulled off because their guns were bigger." -Pulloff
Dirty Pulloff
Disgusting variation of the regular pulloff, aka toss, wank, jerk, etc., but involving dirty hands. Usually, but not always, done to an unsuspecting victim.
Craig got way too drunk on a Sunday morning drinking bottomless mimosas. He was horny, but his girlfriend Kristine wouldn't let him fuck her and kicked him out of the house. He passed out in the local park and woke up with his pants undone getting a a dirty pulloff from some homeless man.
Kentucky Pulloff
The act of man maturation immediately after finishing an entire bucket of fried chicken.
I skipped my brother's baptism with pre-planned commitments to my annual Kentucky Pulloff.
pulloffable
When somebody is attractive enough that you would give them a handjob, but not so attractive that you would have sex with them.
"Have you met my friend, Jeremy?" said Karen. "He's not bad looking, definitely pulloffable, but maybe not bangable."