pumage
Rough intercourse exceeding normal humane activity levels
The pumage Mary received two weeks ago still rings to this day
Erectile Pumage
When you beat your duck so UNBELIEVABLY hard it turns purple and hurts to touch.
“Woah, it’s SO big, but why is it purple?”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now”