Pummeluff
Pummeluff is a friend who sucks at poker but doesn't realize they do.
Goliath: "Hey Pummeluff, could we listen to some Spanish music?"
Pummeluff: "No, sorry. I prefer to hear the excruciating screaming of souls being tortured in hell."
Pummeluff: "No, sorry. I prefer to hear the excruciating screaming of souls being tortured in hell."