Pump Fuck
When a hand applies force to the penis to create pleasure
Kiersten: Oh Chad I could Pump Fuck you for hours
Chad : Damn I need to take A Leak!
Kiersten : Ok baby ill wait!
Chad: AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
Kiersten : What the fuck really in my bed and all over me!
Chad: You said you would Pump Fuck Me for hours I didn't want to miss out!
Kiersten : You could have went to the bathroom and then came back!
Chad : I should probally go since the bed is all wet and smelly!
Kiersten : You fuckin asshole!
Chad : Damn I need to take A Leak!
Kiersten : Ok baby ill wait!
Chad: AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
Kiersten : What the fuck really in my bed and all over me!
Chad: You said you would Pump Fuck Me for hours I didn't want to miss out!
Kiersten : You could have went to the bathroom and then came back!
Chad : I should probally go since the bed is all wet and smelly!
Kiersten : You fuckin asshole!
Pump Fuck
Similar to the pump fake, just in a sexual situation.
"Dude, We thought derek was totally going to bang tina, but he gave her the pump fuck and banged susan!"
Pump Fucked
The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:
A) Out of order
OR
B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop
A) Out of order
OR
B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop
Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."
Fuck Pump
A slang word for penis.
I went over to her place and she sucked on my fuck pump all night.