Pumphandle
A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.
Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"
Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"
Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"
Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"
Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"
Pumphandle
a giant bulge in a mans pants
"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"
Pumphandle
A sexual position were one holds their leg up behind their butt while standing and uses it like a pump handle to gain added leverage when hip thrusting.
"yeah it was great i think she enjoyed my new move the PUMPHANDLE."
pumphandle
a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants
dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!
albanian pumphandle
Having someone complete the act of masturbation in conjunction with fellatio by place one hand one the penis, and sucking one's thumb by placing the opposite arm through the space created. the accompanying individual pulling up and down on the forearm, clutching the penis, thus creating a simultaneous masturbatory and fellatious effect
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