Pumpkin Carving
The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.
"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"
"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."
"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."
Pumpkin Carving
Pumpkin carving;
The act of killing and then beheading a pumpkin, only to then scoop out its inner organs, violently cut a face into its stomach, and place a burning flame in its chest cavity
The act of killing and then beheading a pumpkin, only to then scoop out its inner organs, violently cut a face into its stomach, and place a burning flame in its chest cavity
Let’s go Pumpkin Carving
Pumpkin Carving
To rub a vibrator tip between a woman's labia. The term derived from an MSN conversation featuring a girl who exclaimed to the world, "I just carved my pumpkin!"
Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna come over later and carve my pumpkin?
Girl 2: Yeah baby! Only if you do mine though! I love Pumpkin Carving!
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♥(youknowwhoyouareLOL)♥ says:
*LMAO
*DUDE
*I just carved my pumpkin!
Girl 2: Yeah baby! Only if you do mine though! I love Pumpkin Carving!
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♥(youknowwhoyouareLOL)♥ says:
*LMAO
*DUDE
*I just carved my pumpkin!
pumpkin carving
Directing your flow of urine at that deteriorating scent disk at the bottom in the hope that your "mighty" stream will break off a chunk.
This can also apply to the left over piece of shit in the toilet the previous user left for you.
This can also apply to the left over piece of shit in the toilet the previous user left for you.
Man, some asshole didn't flush the toilet...so did a little pumpkin carving on that piece of shit!
pumpkin carving
the process of digging a girl out with a spoon like utensil.
man: how did your night, go?
bro: amazing! i was pumpkin carving the shit of her.
man: no way!
bro: way! smell this spoon
bro: amazing! i was pumpkin carving the shit of her.
man: no way!
bro: way! smell this spoon
Pumpkin Carving Party
The most commonly used term to disguise a rally for white supremacists.
"Hey, I'm getting really sick of all these minorities, I think it's time for a Pumpkin Carving Party"
Carving Pumpkins
Having alternating sex with two girls at the same time, both of which are in the dog.
Bro, if these chics keep this up, I'll be carving pumpkins tonight.