pumpkin pants
Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"
pumpkin pants
A man who enjoys putting cold gourds against his genitals in public settings. A debauche, freak, sexual pervert; A real Devin.
Also tend to cause traumatic events for children around Halloween
Also tend to cause traumatic events for children around Halloween
"Hey did you hear how Devin fucked that pumpkin in the dining hall"
"Yeah hes a real pumpkin pants"
"Yeah hes a real pumpkin pants"
honey muffin pumpkin pants
An unacceptable nickname for your wife.
husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.
pumpkin in pants
A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.
Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.