pumpkin patch
A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster
Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers
pumpkin patch
A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.
Look at that pumpkin patch of ugly ass cheerleaders.
pumpkin patch
Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched
You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.
pumpkin patch
Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.
Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.
Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!
Pumpkin Patching
The act of anal scissoring.
John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night
Jake: Damn son
Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
Jake: Damn son
Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
Pumpkin Patch
A red head's pubic area.
"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."
Pumpkin Patch
An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.
Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!