Pumpkin Patching
The act of anal scissoring.
John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night
Jake: Damn son
Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
Jake: Damn son
Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
Pumpkin Patching
The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.
I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.
pumpkin patch
A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster
Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers
Pumpkin Patch
A red head's pubic area.
"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."
Pumpkin Patch
An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.
Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!
Pumpkin Patch
A place plentiful in homosexuals. Meant as an endearing term.
The Castro is a total pumpkin patch.
pumpkin patch
A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.
Look at that pumpkin patch of ugly ass cheerleaders.