Pumpkinsexual
A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.
"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."
Pumpkinsexual
Someone who is sexually attracted to pumpkins.
I'm not saying Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to Pumpkins, we just don't really know.
*Below is an example of Pastor Tommy McMurtry learning how to be a bigoted asshole.
I'm not saying Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to Pumpkins, we just don't really know.
*Below is an example of Pastor Tommy McMurtry learning how to be a bigoted asshole.
Pastor Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpkinsexual. He fucks underage pumpkins every day.