pumpkin spice steamer
When a you pay a sex worker to paint their ass orange, like a pumpkin, then create a brown “stem” for the pumpkin by taking a shit. Then, they subsequently, sit on their client’s lap, imprinting the pumpkin shape on the lap.
Johnny was feeling festive and horny, so he paid a hooker for a pumpkin spice steamer to get in the fall spirit.