pumpler
A chubby to slightly fat girl that has excellent night vulture skills. They commonly seem like they could be somewhat attractive if they didn't have the additional weight and are good at victimizing very drunk men. They're normally not as ugly as swamp donkeys, a pumpler variant.
Haha so you brought that pumpler back last night? Lol that's awesome. You're no good Quinn McDonough, you're no good!