pump rage
when people at a gas station obviously see you trying to get into a gas pump, and still pull in like the world belongs to them
Billy: What the heck?? I've been waiting for that pump for 2 hours!!! Stupid pump rage!!
Rage pump
The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.
Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.