Pumptuate
To use flatulence to support conversation.
This is how you pumptuate...
And that’s the last of it! *parp*
So she said, *toot* she’d never get Greg his Tupperware back *trump*
And that’s the last of it! *parp*
So she said, *toot* she’d never get Greg his Tupperware back *trump*
Pumptuate
When you’re bowels are so loose that it seems that you finish each sentence with a fart
Alan stories were great, but he’d pumptuate every sentence by cocking his leg and letting a bowel growler go!