Punched Lasagna
A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.
That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.
Punched Lasagna
Fear of a ugly vagina
I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.
Punched Lasagna
A "Punched Lasagna" is what results from a vagina being vigorously fist fucked for an extended amount of time.
"I'am taking your mother out for Punched Lasagna tonight."
Punching the Lasagna
A male masturbation technique: Masturbating with a block of cheese until the penis bleeds.
Billy was punching the lasagna in the corner and began to cry.