Punched muffin
A very unattractive woman
Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin
Punch the Muffin
An ambiguous phrase used in a purely contextual manner. Amusing because it means nothing & everything at the same time; use is only limited by the user's imagination. Sometimes used to confuse the uninitiated.
Yo bro, i gotta go punch the muffin (Take a dump)
They were punching the muffin all night (Sexy time)
Tom & Joe were punching the muffin about you (Talking shit)
Punch the muffin bro! (Accompanied by the fist touch, high 5, etc...)
Way to punch the muffin dumbass (Drop the ball, screw up, etc)
They were punching the muffin all night (Sexy time)
Tom & Joe were punching the muffin about you (Talking shit)
Punch the muffin bro! (Accompanied by the fist touch, high 5, etc...)
Way to punch the muffin dumbass (Drop the ball, screw up, etc)
muffin punch
To punch in ones muffin. Muffin = face, pussy, universal phrase can be used at any time.
"its muffin punching time"
Keep talkin shit and your getting it in the muffin"
Hes about to get muffin punched
Keep talkin shit and your getting it in the muffin"
Hes about to get muffin punched
Muffin Punched
Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.
I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!
punch my muffin
another term for sexual intercourse
1. annoying, sweaty football player: I totally punched that girl's muffin last night. score!
2. slutty girl: You can punch my muffin ANYTIME.
3. Plymouth cross country: Yeah we totally punched Regina's muffin today in that meet.
2. slutty girl: You can punch my muffin ANYTIME.
3. Plymouth cross country: Yeah we totally punched Regina's muffin today in that meet.
Muffin Punch
A Muffin Punch (informally known as a Punchmeister) is a cocktail typically comprised of butterscotch DeKuyper, vodka and a dash of Bailey's. Usually drunk as an accompaniment to shilling your crypto-bags on Twitter or relaxing in the bath listening to an episode of the world's greatest cryptocurrency podcast, Crypto Weekly.
I'm buying up large quantities of rope stocks sipping on a Muffin Punch.