punch dick
a person who is such an asshole that kicking them where the sun doesn't shine is too much of compliment. They must be punched in their dick for adequate humiliation.
The pretentious jerk in my Russian class thinks he knows everything; he is such a punch dick.
A punch in the dick
(negative expression)
1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick
dick punch
the act of using one's fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another.
I'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at Fox who cancled Family Guy. (fuck the new-found cartoon network fans, you assholes aren't old school!)
dick punch
Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.
My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!
Dick Punched
Grabbing a recipient by their hair and jabbing your dick in their face, causing a black eye.
Johnson is sporting a shiner at the front door, her got Dick Punched by ay men.
dick punch
dick punch; (a gesture not an action) made towards boyfriends or exes when they behave inappropriately
"Darren didn't call me last night and bailed on dinner".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".
punch face dick
First getting punched in the face and then immediately getting dick slapped in the face with a penis, usually violently. It may be for pleasure or for pain, depending on circumstance.
It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.
It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.
"Mary, if you don't listen to me, you're gonna get punch face dicked."
"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"
"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."
"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."
(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"
"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"
"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."
"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."
(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"