punching the midget

a form of hardcore dancing in which you spread your legs shoulder width apart and punch downward, as if a midget angered you and you have to punch him in the face several times

Sid: instead of 2-stepping to the breakdown try punching the midget

punching the midget

the act of masturbation in an extreme form

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget

Punch the Midget

An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy.

I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk.

Punching the Midget

Slang phrase for male masturbation.

wound up punching the midget and sleeping on the couch

punched a midget

An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression.

So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?

Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.

俚语	punching the midget
释义	punching the midget a form of hardcore dancing in which you spread your legs shoulder width apart and punch downward, as if a midget angered you and you have to punch him in the face several times Sid: instead of 2-stepping to the breakdown try punching the midget punching the midget the act of masturbation in an extreme form the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget Punch the Midget An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy. I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk. Punching the Midget Slang phrase for male masturbation. wound up punching the midget and sleeping on the couch punched a midget An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression. So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation? Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.
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