punching the squirrel
When you puke in a toilet
He was face down in the stall, punching the squirrel
punching the midnight squirrel
THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).
NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.