Punching The Tarp
Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.
"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."