Punch Punch Punch
An action used to express and/or describe some one's or some thing's epic fail at carrying out simple task(s). *Punch punch punch* is demonstrated by the punching of one's own open palm 3 times. No more and no less. It must make a punching or "slapping" sound in order to create the right effect.
"There's a 3v0 breakaway and Sam has the puck!"
"WTF? He's running into the wall"
**Punch punch punch**
"WTF? He's running into the wall"
**Punch punch punch**
Punch
Stolen credit card numbers
I just went a got some punches
punching
People who are punching above their weight are generally going out with women of far superior quality in either the face/body department. Most famous example would be kathrine zeta jones and michael Douglas
That fucker there is punching way out of his league
Punching
If someone’s punching, they are dating someone that’s significantly better looking then they are. In other words, they are less good looking then the person that they are dating
- Have you heard that John is dating Filipa?!
-What?! Lucky thing. He’s totally punching.
-What?! Lucky thing. He’s totally punching.
Punch it
Similar to Cheese It. Usually Involves sitting in the Car and peeling out.
"Oh shit it's the cops! PUNCH IT!"
punch on
Australian slang meaning to fight, or get into a fight.
He's always up for a punch on
Punched
When you are tired or did something that was tiring
After that jog I was punched.
He looked punched after his football game.
He looked punched after his football game.