punch a dolphin

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.

"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."

punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

俚语	punch the dolphin
释义	punch a dolphin Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense. "I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin." "This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place". "One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody." punch the dolphin An Australian term for masturbation "Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"
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