Punish the toilet
Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet
Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me
Punish the toilet
When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.
*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *
Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"
Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"
punished the toilet paper
had a BM, diarrhea, pooped
coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."
"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."
"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."
"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."
"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."