puniverse
A puny universe. One's small view of the world or inability to see outside their own circle.
"Tyrone acts like a bigshot but he's just the star of his own puniverse."
puniversity
A UK polytechnic which has recently been defined as a university. Usually offering non-degrees in media studies, criminology, psychology etc
Despite their offical University status nobody takes them, their degrees or their graduates seriously.
Examples include the Universities of Luton, Reading and East London.
Despite their offical University status nobody takes them, their degrees or their graduates seriously.
Examples include the Universities of Luton, Reading and East London.
Emmy's such a dumb bitch, she keeps going on about her degree and stuff but she went to the Puniversity of East London.
You need an IQ of at least 46 to get into a Puniversity
John was in a coma but still managed to get a place at a Puniversity
You need an IQ of at least 46 to get into a Puniversity
John was in a coma but still managed to get a place at a Puniversity
Mr. Puniverse
A person who is incredibly skinny and lacks muscle. It stems from the combination of the words "puny" and "Mr. Universe."
If I go to the gym and workout properly, I can go from "Mr. Puniverse" to "Mr. Universe!"