Punkey
Someone who is highly annoying, extremly boring and has the overall personality of a rock. Punkeys come in all shapes and forms some may be fat and others may have horoscope tattoos. They all however share the same traits of cockblocking, bad direction, stalking, obsession and talking rubbish.
Tristan : " Did you see Johann today?"
Samir: "Johann? Man that guy is a real Punkey"
Tristan: "I know right thank god he isn't here"
Samir: "Johann? Man that guy is a real Punkey"
Tristan: "I know right thank god he isn't here"
mourch punkey
that same as porch monkey. just sounds cooler
hay man get up yout acting like a mourch punkey