Punt Dog
A breed of small dog typically having an annoying bark and behavior that you want to kick like a football.
Your neighbor's dog barks a lot. It's so annoying! Is it a Chihuahua? No. It's a Punt Dog.
dog punt
Tossing a dog in the air and then kicking it as far as possible.
My girlfriend's poodle is so fucking annoying that I'm gonna give it the dog punt one day.