Puppetard
A person who has the intelligence quotient of a parrot, used by politicians to tout how great they are.
Puppetard: Hillary is the most honest and electable person running for president.
Dave: I wonder how long it took to train that puppetard to say electable.
Sara: I wonder how long it took for it to say and.
Dave: I wonder how long it took to train that puppetard to say electable.
Sara: I wonder how long it took for it to say and.